You shut your face Chris Smith

Posted November 21st, 2014. Filed under Uncategorized

you shut it right now

Let’s rank and categorize all 30 baseball clubs for 2013.

Title Contenders - one of these three teams will win the World Series this year
1 - Los Angeles Angels
2 - Detroit Tigers
3 - Cincinnati Reds

Very Good teams - these teams are legit contenders. (As a Phillies fan, it’s really lame to see the NL East pulling away like this)
4 - Atlanta Braves
5 - Washington Nationals
6 - Toronto Blue Jays

Good teams that could be very good
7 - San Francisco Giants
8 - Arizona Diamondbacks

Good teams that could be middle of the road
9 - Milwaukee Brewers
10 - Los Angeles Dodgers

Middle of the road - not great. Not bad. Solid teams
11 - Boston Red Sox
12 - Colorado Rockies
13 - Chicago White Sox
14 - Texas Rangers
15 - Kansas City Royals
16 - St. Louis Cardinals

Downward and Upward - one of these teams needs to rebuild, probably. The other looks like they may finally be getting the rebuilding thing done right.
17 - Philadelphia Phillies
18 - Pittsburgh Pirates

Worse than you think - Lots of projections out there love these 3 teams this year. I’m not buying any of them.
19 - Tampa Bay Rays
20 - Cleveland Indians
21 - Baltimore Orioles

Too many holes - These teams have lots of holes and should perform about as well (or about as poorly) as most people expect.
22 - Chicago Cubs
23 - Oakland Athletics

Injury Bitten - teams that could be better but won’t be better thanks to injuries.
24 - New York Yankees
25 - San Diego Padres

Bottom Feeders - the worst teams in baseball. Expect ugly seasons from these teams.
26 - Houston Astros
27 - Seattle Mariners
28 - Miami Marlins
29 - Minnesota Twins
30 - New York Mets

Bring on Opening Day!

Holy cow check out this video

Posted February 21st, 2012. Filed under Uncategorized

It’s an OK song and an OK video, but the technology on display here is pretty neat - you control the camera. ¬†Check it out to see what I mean.

Obviously, this is an Internet-age video and one has to wonder what they’d do with something like this during MTV’s heyday. ¬†Also, it occurs to me that the 3d viewer-controlled camera concept might be pretty awesome in our AppleTV / Microsoft Kinect powered future…

Album 13?

Posted February 7th, 2012. Filed under Uncategorized

You know what this means, right?


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Posted October 25th, 2010. Filed under Uncategorized

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